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Daily Fail cocks up again!

December 6, 2007 · 3 Comments

Another Stupid Scare Story
This time Titled “Is your lipstick giving you cancer”
(And a quick note to Daily Mail Journalists I have a copy of this cached for when you delete it and try to pretend it didn’t happen)

All Scary stuff about how nasty Butyl Benzyl Phthalate is and how new research has proven that its really nasty and should be banned.
Well the industry agrees with you, its not good and it should be banned

Oh I forgot it already has been. A year ago (August 2006 to be precise) thanks to the EU, so no Daily Mail reader will be able to get their hands on it anyway
Thanks to the CTPA for being on the ball

And a comment to the author of the piece who is called David Derbyshire
Didn’t they teach you to at least check your facts before embarrassing yourself in print, or do you subscribe to the opinion that you don’t let the facts stand in the way of a good horror story.
Sir, You’re officially named “Gripper of the Week” , and you only get that accolade as I don’t think you’re intelligent enough to be a Wanker!

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Them and us part 1 the sequel

November 12, 2007 · Leave a Comment

An update on the COSi debacle.

The Maesteg site has now been bought out by the Dutch Company Budelpack.
Budelpack site announcement
BBC news Wales announcement, which goes around the “Not for Publication on the Budelpack site”

IIRC Budelpack are not a stranger to South Wales, as they used to have a plant in Hirwaun. It unfortunately caught fire.
Twice…

Chris Moerkerken, chief executive of Budelpack International said the acquisition was “strategically interesting” as it would “enhance our product and service portfolio, strengthen our position in the personal care market, and add new strategic relations.”

Historically Budelpack has a habit of buying up unwanted manufacturing plant around Europe, but if I was a COSi employee, I’d be keeping my CV up to date.
Just to be on the safe side you understand

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Them and us part 2

November 10, 2007 · 2 Comments

A little gem I robbed off the Cnwmr website
No its not Welsh, but a Marketing company in the US who proved that a Prius is less ecofriendly than a Hummer

Whats below is verbatim rip, but before you read it, if you substitute Japanese for the competition, and American for your company, does it still ring horribly true? If it does, ask yourself this one thing.

Do I need to learn Japanese?

The Canoe Race

A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (General Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River.

Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese team won by a mile.

The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat.

A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese team had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.

So American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

To prevent another loss to the Japanese, the Americans’ rowing team’s management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the “Rowing Team Quality First Program,” with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment.

The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year’s racing team was outsourced to India!!!!

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Them and us

November 3, 2007 · 2 Comments

Cosmetics Design Europe again:

This is about a manufacturer who is based in two places in the UK. Southern England and South Wales.

Article here

Now a bit of history, COSi is the company who bought the Bodyshop manufacturing department way back when. They’ve been doing contract manufacture ever since at the Littlehampton site, and a while back they bought the ex Revlon plant at Maesteg.

Now why is this an issue? Well its indicative of a general malaise in the industry in the UK.
I believe strongly that we should have manufacturing industry in the UK. I have fought long and hard in the companies I have worked in to keep products sold in the UK made in the UK. Therefore I like the idea of COSi doing just that.
However, in my experience the company has been run badly. They have taken on way too many people in non-productive office jobs, and forgotten the fact that their major customer (Bodyshop) has been free to go elsewhere for stock, in the same way that they (COSi) have been free to make for other people.
The writing really was on the wall when L’Oreal took over the late Mrs Roddick’s business.
L’Oreal are one of the biggest manufacturers in the world. They have plants all over including places in Wales, France and God only knows where else. If they put their mind to it, they could stock Bodyshop for a years sales with little effort from one of the bigger manufacturing plants. The products don’t claim to be complicated, so they can be knocked out quickly.

So with that writing on the wall, what did the CEO do? Go searching for more business? Keep his existing customers by keeping them fully stocked and providing great service that would keep people coming back for more?

err no.
To quote the article
“In addition to the lower than expected sales figures Cosi was hit recently by the decision of a large US customer not to renew its contract with the struggling company.
Chief Operating Officer, Stephen Bracegirdle, said the company is facing a number of serious challenges and that they were fighting hard to keep the jobs in Maesteg.
The company was reluctant to blame market conditions for the current situation and is currently working hard to consolidate its operations and set itself on the road to recovery. “

The large US customer was probably pissed off, and as Mr Bracegirdle doesn’t sound particularly Celtic, he probably thinks that a few taffs on the dole doesn’t mean much.
Trouble is he blagged £9million off the Welsh Assembly to expand and take on people, no doubt helped by the factory next door shutting up shop and going to Poland.
So lets see then. Nobody sourcing products wants to know you, cos quite frankly you’ve pissed them off, you’ve pissed off an area with a long memory, you’ve pissed off a regional parliament, and because of all that the people you need in the supply side of the industry will be reluctant to sell you materials at trade rates, as they don’t know if they’ll get paid.
Prehaps he ought to get out and leave the company to someone who can run it.

So what you might say?

Well when you’re doing your shopping in Boots or the Supermarkets, or wherever for that gift pack of smellies for one of your loved ones, have a look on the tab and see where it is made.
If its not made in the UK have a thought for someone who is going to have a pretty shitty Christmas this year, as they couldn’t compete with a Chinese worker being paid a bowl of rice a day

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Jojoba, the month before November

October 23, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Billy Connolly,

The most quoted video in the toiletries industry

Watch it, Watch it now

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Off Topic, Blogging on Blogging

October 17, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Blogs are a place where people can say much of what they like, normally without the bounds of taste and decency.

But where there is freedom, there is responsibility, and there are certain unwritten rules, like not harassing someone because you don’t like the views they hold, and certainly not resorting to using information about their kids to do so.

So it saddens me when long standing blogs such as LeftbrainRightbrain, a blog about autism is taken down

Final post explaining why
I agree with Kevin, at the end of the day you put your family first.

and here is the contemptable little shit who has been causing it

Hating Autism
Please note that he holds forth on all sorts of unsavory views, not just on autism. If you’re a minority of whatever flavour you will probably be offended

And secondly…..

Sometimes truth on blogs upsets people. People with dodgy lawyers, who threaten ISP’s when the public persona that they wish to portray (As in a caring ethical organisation) is not backup by their actions. A shame they didn’t tell said lawyers to Foxtrot Oscar

This is the post involving the Society of Homeopaths
This was Cut and pasted from Dr*T, as it copies nicely. There are a lot of copies of this about. Call it a “I’m Sparticus” moment. (and so’s my wife!)

The original was posted on The Quackometer

Read and evaluate

The Gentle Art of Homeopathic Killing

By The Quackometer

The Society of Homeopaths (SoH) are a shambles and a bad joke. It is now over a year since Sense about Science, Simon Singh and the BBC Newsnight programme exposed how it is common practice for high street homeopaths to tell customers that their magic pills can prevent malaria. The Society of Homeopaths have done diddly-squat to stamp out this dangerous practice apart from issue a few ambiguously weasel-worded press statements.

The SoH has a code of practice, but my feeling is that this is just a smokescreen and is widely flouted and that the Society do not care about this. If this is true, then the code of practice is nothing more than a thin veneer used to give authority and credibility to its deluded members. It does nothing more than fool the public into thinking they are dealing with a regulated professional.

As a quick test, I picked a random homeopath with a web site from the SoH register to see if they flouted a couple of important rules:

48: • Advertising shall not contain claims of superiority. • No advertising may be used which expressly or implicitly claims to cure named diseases.

72: To avoid making claims (whether explicit or implied; orally or in writing) implying cure of any named disease.

The homeopath I picked on is called Julia Wilson and runs a practice from the Leicestershire town of Market Harborough. What I found rather shocked and angered me.

Straight away, we find that Julia M Wilson LCHE, RSHom specialises in asthma and works at a clinic that says,

Many illnesses and disease can be successfully treated using homeopathy, including arthritis, asthma, digestive disorders, emotional and behavioural difficulties, headaches, infertility, skin and sleep problems.

Well, there are a number of named diseases there to start off. She also gives a leaflet that advertises her asthma clinic. The advertising leaflet says,

Conventional medicine is at a loss when it comes to understanding the origin of allergies. … The best that medical research can do is try to keep the symptoms under control. Homeopathy is different, it seeks to address the triggers for asthma and eczema. It is a safe, drug free approach that helps alleviate the flaring of skin and tightening of lungs…

Now, despite the usual homeopathic contradiction of claiming to treat causes not symptoms and then in the next breath saying it can alleviate symptoms, the advert is clearly in breach of the above rule 47 on advertising as it implicitly claims superiority over real medicine and names a disease.

Asthma is estimated to be responsible for 1,500 deaths and 74,000 emergency hospital admissions in the UK each year. It is not a trivial illness that sugar pills ought to be anywhere near. The Cochrane Review says the following about the evidence for asthma and homeopathy,

The review of trials found that the type of homeopathy varied between the studies, that the study designs used in the trials were varied and that no strong evidence existed that usual forms of homeopathy for asthma are effective.

This is not a surprise given that homeopathy is just a ritualised placebo. Hopefully, most parents attending this clinic will have the good sense to go to a real accident and emergency unit in the event of a severe attack and consult their GP about real management of the illness. I would hope that Julia does little harm here.

However, a little more research on her site reveals much more serious concerns. She says on her site that ’she worked in Kenya teaching homeopathy at a college in Nairobi and supporting graduates to set up their own clinics’. Now, we have seen what homeopaths do in Kenya before. It is not treating a little stress and the odd headache. Free from strong UK legislation, these missionary homeopaths make the boldest claims about the deadliest diseases.

A bit of web research shows where Julia was working (picture above). The Abha Light Foundation is a registered NGO in Kenya. It takes mobile homeopathy clinics through the slums of Nairobi and surrounding villages. Its stated aim is to,

introduce Homeopathy and natural medicines as a method of managing HIV/AIDS, TB and malaria in Kenya.

I must admit, I had to pause for breath after reading that. The clinic sells its own homeopathic remedies for ‘treating’ various lethal diseases. Its MalariaX potion,

is a homeopathic preparation for prevention of malaria and treatment of malaria. Suitable for children. For prevention. Only 1 pill each week before entering, during and after leaving malaria risk areas. For treatment. Take 1 pill every 1-3 hours during a malaria attack.

This is nothing short of being totally outrageous. It is a murderous delusion. David Colquhoun has been writing about this wicked scam recently and it is well worth following his blog on the issue.

Let’s remind ourselves what one of the most senior and respected homeopaths in the UK, Dr Peter Fisher of the London Homeopathic Hospital, has to say on this matter.

there is absolutely no reason to think that homeopathy works to prevent malaria and you won’t find that in any textbook or journal of homeopathy so people will get malaria, people may even die of malaria if they follow this advice.

Malaria is a huge killer in Kenya. It is the biggest killer of children under five. The problem is so huge that the reintroduction of DDT is considered as a proven way of reducing deaths. Magic sugar pills and water drops will do nothing. Many of the poorest in Kenya cannot afford real anti-malaria medicine, but offering them insane nonsense as a substitute will not help anyone.

Ironically, the WHO has issued a press release today on cheap ways of reducing child and adult mortality due to malaria. Their trials, conducted in Kenya, of using cheap mosquito nets soaked in insecticide have reduced child deaths by 44% over two years. It says that issuing these nets be the ‘immediate priority’ to governments with a malaria problem. No mention of homeopathy. These results were arrived at by careful trials and observation. Science. We now know that nets work. A lifesaving net costs $5. A bottle of useless homeopathic crap costs $4.50. Both are large amounts for a poor Kenyan, but is their life really worth the 50c saving?

I am sure we are going to hear the usual homeopath bleat that this is just a campaign by Big Pharma to discredit unpatentable homeopathic remedies. Are we to add to the conspiracy Big Net manufacturers too?

It amazes me that to add to all the list of ills and injustices that our rich nations impose on the poor of the world, we have to add the widespread export of our bourgeois and lethal healing fantasies. To make a strong point: if we can introduce laws that allow the arrest of sex tourists on their return to the UK, can we not charge people who travel to Africa to indulge their dangerous healing delusions?

At the very least, we could expect the Society of Homeopaths to try to stamp out this wicked practice? Could we?

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Sarah Beeny. How Toxic are you love?

October 12, 2007 · 5 Comments

Well that badly made bit of tat is rattling around the industry at the moment.

A premium example of badly made pseudoscience. I’m sure somebody somewhere has given it server space, but it sure as hell won’t be me.

There have been discussions in the lab where to start on it.

Is it the fact that the numbers don’t match up on the toxin loadings

Is it the fact that she can’t count the number of “MAN MADE CHEMICALS!!!!” on the back of a bottle of shampoo

Is it the fact that it was so disjointed and repetative, and that this was due to them having to edit out a lot of lies, and then they ran out of space.

 This will probably run and run, but for starters (And because if I did a full fisking of this I could easily rack up 2-3000 words minimum) I’ll just post a few links to forums where the full horror that is Beeny is being stripped bare

Beeny site

Channel 4 forums

Badscience forums

Doesn’t stop the crystal stroking side of the industry trying to cash in mind

 Oh and did I mention the “MAN MADE CHEMICALS”.

The bit about the breast milk though was the point that annoyed most people I’ve talked to on the school run.

The average Mothers attitude was. “Don’t you dare tell me that I have toxins in the tit, but its OK really”.

No information, no levels, no backup. That lost it for the target audience.

Note for producers: Don’t play the baby card unless you really want to back it properly. Without suitable wadding it will blow up in your face

Update 15/10/07

A mate of mine has suggested that if you were really p’d off by the programme, you should tell channel 4 about it. You can do it here:Channel 4 complaints

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For every need a product

October 8, 2007 · Leave a Comment

I’m a believer in manufacturing products for people who think they might have a need for them. It pays my Mortgage

I spotted some of these products in Boots, and fair enough I’ll link them here, as they have caused much astonishment in the lab

Bald Guyz Head Wipes (!)

 Only in America (And your local Boots)

I dread to think what category our friends in the land of the free will come up with next

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Deodorants. The smell of bull

October 5, 2007 · 5 Comments

“I’ve had a wonderful day today explaining to the fluffy bunnies about the joys of Crystal Deodorants.

I’ll admit they look quite cool in a rustic tree huggy sort of way. The trouble is that tree huggy products come along with tree huggy vendors who don’t always understand the nasty technical details. A prime example is here, but it is echoed across the web. I’m a chemist. I like things to be basically right Warning BS Alert

If you can’t bear to give them hits, I’m doing a step by step below

It is a pure, natural crystal of potassium alum, (nothing to do with aluminium) formed from non toxic minerals in mother earth. It is hypoallergenic and has been used for centuries

Hmmm lets see. Google for a MSDS (Health and safety data sheet) for potassium Alum This was the first one found Courtesy of JT Baker a chemical supply house in New Jersey Well its Potassium ALUMINIUM Sulphate. That says to me thats a lot to do with Element 13. Also hypoallergenic may be a bit strong considering the pH of a 0.2M solution in water is 3.3, and it is described as an irritant, though to be fair most roll on Anti perspirants based on Aluminium Chlorohydrate are much the same.
If they’ve done the testing and it comes out hypoallergenic I’ll let that lie

Next:

1) A natural anti-bacterial action within the crystal eliminates the bacteria that causes odour.

Well its acidic and sits on the skins surface …..(Just like proper FDA approved Anti-perspirants that give you cancer)

2) On application a little of the crystal dissolves and sits on your skin’s surface as an invisible microscopic protective film, eliminating odour for 24 hours or until you next wash.”
(Just like proper FDA approved Anti-perspirants that give you cancer)

3) The crystal’s molecular structure is too big to pass into the body. This means your pores are not blocked as with anti-perspirants. Instead your body’s natural processes continue to operate but without the associated odour.
(Just like proper FDA approved Anti-perspirants that give you cancer, but with a twist).

Alum is not approved on the FDA monograph, as it really isn’t quite up to snuff, performance wise

Next two sections I shall ignore as they are hints for use. Thats up to the consumer to be honest

Now lets see

What is NOT in it (and often found in other deodorants):

1) Perfume (Bit difficult as you would have problems dissolving fragrance oils into a solid block) Unfragranced is a relevant market strategy
2) Preservatives (An effective deodorant inhibits bacteria on the skin. they rarely require preserving)
3) Emulsifiers or oils (As contained in the finest Creams and moisturisers)
4) Aluminium chlorohydrate – linked to Alzheimer’s & breast cancer (I’m not going to justify this)
. The FDA mandate that the warning “Ask a doctor before use if you have kidney disease” is put on pack, but this is to do with concerns about putting Aluminium anywhere near anyone with renal Failure. Google the phrase “Dialysis Encephalopathy” for information. Basically people with kidney problems are likely to suffer buildup of Aluminium in the system. It can cause problems
5) Parabens (linked to breast cancer) See the previous post on this blog for that
6) Anything that may stain your clothes (If you’ve done the stain tests….)

Time to take a stand. The ASA has hit 3 cosmetic companies this week. Prehaps that should be four
 

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Daily Mail: Poison in print, not cosmetics

October 5, 2007 · 5 Comments

Update on this 11 October 2007

It appears that the article in question has been taken down from the Daily Mail Website. I wonder why? 

Doesn’t matter, as I’ve got a copy of it available in all its glory! I just need to transfer it off my works laptop

Update 14-10-07. The original web article is now attached for viewing pleasure.

Daily Mail Article

It doesn’t have the pictures of the two young ladies featured spending a grand a month, but the text is there for everyone to work with.


Daily mail shite story  (Link now busted)
Unfortunately, I’m having to play catch up with this one. I spotted it this morning in work, but as I was in work, doing blogging may have been frowned on, so the excellent Dr*T at Thinking is Dangerous got his two penneth worth during lunch. Here are my choice quotes from this piece of trash. Apparently its based upon a Sarah Beeny programme on next week.She really ought to stick to property developing … Sarah love, you’re gonna have to understand this. Everything you wear, eat, build with is made of chemicals. Its Zen… “It just is”

Background

“Emma, a personal trainer, follows a similar routine, but she also has an obsession with lipgloss: she owns 60 different ones and touches up her lips every few minutes. In a bid to ensure she always has fresh breath, Emma also cleans her teeth seven times a day and carries a tube of toothpaste in her handbag, which she rubs into her teeth and gums at almost hourly intervals. Between them, the two girls get through four cans of deodorant a week, and spend £1,000 a month on cosmetics. “

And I work in the industry. Product availability and cost is not an issue to me. My daily routine of products involves. Shampoo, Soap, Toothpaste, and Spray Antiperspirant. Thats it. Total of 4 products.These two have to me symptoms of OCD. I suggest a low dose therapy of Fluoxetine here

Continue please

we ingest through our skin, and occasionally through the mouth, up to 5lb of chemicals a year.I keep hearing this, I need to know where this comes from. Remember that when you apply a lotion, very little is absorbed. I suspect that of the 5lbs applied, at least 4 and a half is washed off.

“Her deodorant contains 26 chemicals and Charlotte’s hairspray has 23″

Aerosols. They list the propellant, 4 ingredients usually, and if they are highly scented there will be quite a few fragrance allergens listed. And don’t think that by using “Natural Essential Oils that this will be better. They’re loaded with these allergens, and they have to be declared as well. The hairspray in reality probably contains about 10 discrete materials.

“(….Parabens….)These are known hormone disruptors: evidence suggests they can mimic the female hormone oestrogen, and a lifetime of increased exposure to oestrogen is linked to a heightened risk of breast cancer. “

From Wikipedia:In an in vivo study, the effect of butylparaben was determined to be approximately 100,000 times weaker than estradiol, although this effect was only observed when employing a dose level which was 25,000 times higher than is actually used to preserve products ““One study found parabens present in 18 out of 20 breast cancer tissue samples (though it is important to note that the study did not prove they’d actually caused the breast cancer)”. Discredited D’Arbre paper

“Parabens are also thought to adversely affect male reproductive functions.” (I made this up in the pub reading wikipedia)

Also of concern are phthalates, a substance that gives our lotions that silky, creamy, texture, but which are also a ‘plasticiser’ used to make plastics flexible. Certain phthalates are known carcinogens, and studies have suggested they damage the liver, kidneys, lungs and the reproductive system, as well as affecting the development of unborn baby boys. “ BULLSHIT. They are not added to lotion to give texture, there are plenty of materials to do that. You may have caught them there as part of the fragrance years ago but no more. Manufacturers don’t need the griefaluminum in deodorants is linked to breast cancer by medical research. ” BULLSHIT

And did you know that certain eye shadows contain arsenic?

This little gem I wish to address personally. The pigments used in Colour Cosmetics in the EU have limits for this. They’re the same as for food. Also don’t assume that these are soluble and absorbable. they ain’t.

This from the annexe. The Legal limits for impurities in pigments
Arsenic Not more than 3 mg/kg
Lead Not more than 10 mg/kg
Mercury Not more than 1 mg/kg
Cadmium Not more than 1 mg/kg
Heavy metals (as Pb) Not more than 40 mg/kg
Have you ever seen a kilo of eye shadow?

Its Huge. A typical eyeshadow or mascara is a few grams. And how much do you apply? Even if you apply it like Devine used to? Exactly?

Given the facts, it’s hardly surprising that a growing number of experts believe these substances have a cumulative effect on our bodies.They think the ‘chemical cocktail’ inside us is contributing to the increased frequency of a host of illnesses ranging from eczema to cancers as well as developmental problems such as autism and dyslexia. “

An expert is a word of two parts. Ex as in has-been, Spurt as in a drip under pressure

The jury is well out, and most of the research is not conclusive by half

People who use permanent hair dye are more than twice as likely to develop bladder cancer as those that don’t.

 This has gone beyond now. Its not even funny anymore

This is my source, its got better credentials than yours

To summarise then. The Daily Mail as usual is spouting shite. Poisonous shite that scares people.

May they rot in hell

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